While Deron longs almost daily to return to the soggy landscape of Seattle, he admits that L.A. has really good avocados. They almost justify enduring the smog, shallow people, and horrible traffic. Yep… they’re good avocados. A recovering educator, Deron feels his lysosomes are primarily responsible for decomposition of proteins into amino acids in his cells. Deron’s hobbies include losing hair, not sleeping enough, and forming comedy groups.