VOTING HAS BEGUN!
Cast your vote now for your favorite third-party candidate. Polls are open until June 15th, after which the highest vote-winners will advance. Much like the real elections, you can feel confident that your vote will probably have something to do with the outcome. Unlike real elections, it’s highly possible that a grizzly bear will join the race.
Who should be the next president of the United States?
- Alice Davenport--Divorcée (22%, 116 Votes)
- Victoria Santiago--Thug Girl (20%, 106 Votes)
- CLauDorius Otron 16/ΩC-8--Candidate of the Future (17%, 92 Votes)
- Sherman Crisp--Bean Counter (14%, 74 Votes)
- Kurt Mendel--Cabbage Horder (12%, 63 Votes)
- Tommy McCoy--Cancer Boy (6%, 34 Votes)
- Tad Duncan--Gas Guzzler (4%, 19 Votes)
- Anthony Simmons--Zombie Xenophobe (3%, 17 Votes)
- Deloris Ferrummaw--Bear trap candidate (2%, 10 Votes)
- Amelda--Bag Lady (1%, 4 Votes)
Total Voters: 535
