Shouldn’t it be a lot easier for a vampire to find a meal than this?
Just like Sex and the City! If, you know, Carrie had been a poorly programmed sex droid.
You know that one dream? Where they’re selling a financial system in your living room?
A pro tennis player grants a dying boy’s last wish to play a friendly game… Until it’s time to rain down the thunder.
Ending a relationship is hard, but sometimes not for the reasons you think.
What’s your prediction for whether Jupiter Jones is psychic?
Those hot girls with the sexy voices on the late night singles chat commercials are putting on an act… Aren’t they?
Ever been on a blind date? Ever been on a blind date with an extra-dimensional continuum monster?
See if you can figure out who’s been using the professor’s time machine…