See if you can figure out who’s been using the professor’s time machine…
Shouldn’t it be a lot easier for a vampire to find a meal than this?
What’s your prediction for whether Jupiter Jones is psychic?
The undeniably true re-enactment of a man suffering from the worst ghost haunting imaginable.
Ever been on a blind date? Ever been on a blind date with an extra-dimensional continuum monster?
Just like Sex and the City! If, you know, Carrie had been a poorly programmed sex droid.
Those hot girls with the sexy voices on the late night singles chat commercials are putting on an act… Aren’t they?
Ending a relationship is hard, but sometimes not for the reasons you think.
A pro tennis player grants a dying boy’s last wish to play a friendly game… Until it’s time to rain down the thunder.
You know that one dream? Where they’re selling a financial system in your living room?